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Its simple

When each lady got $ 90 each, then total is $ 270.
Since $ 20 is taken by waiter so it should not be added to make $ 290.
Instead it should be subtracted to make it $ 250 (270-20) :)

Otherwise also suppose if the discount was $ 30 instead of $ 50,
then $270 +$ 30 = $300 :)

For ladies it was $ 30 discount and not $ 50 :)


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Great!
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Family's Introduction!!!

A man from UP is introducing his family:

1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!

2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!

3. Ee hai hamaar bitiya .... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!

4. Ee hai hamaar ammaji..
Whatsapp mata- pura din bud bud karti rehti hai..!

5. Aur hum, Orkut Kumar... Hamka koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
Couldn't resist sharing
Life is short, energy limited, with this limited energy we have to find the unlimited; with this short life we have to find the eternal. Don?t waste it with unimportant matters

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This is such a Beautiful message - - Please do read it -

The ...E... life !!!!!

In this world of E-mails, E-ticket, E-paper, E-recharge, E-transfer...

Never Forget "E-shwar ( God )"

who makes e-verything e-asy for e-veryone e-veryday.

"E" is the most Eminent letter of the English alphabet.

Men or Women don't exist without "E".

House or Home can't be made without "E".

Bread or Butter can't be found without "E".

"E" is the beginning of "existence" and the end of "trouble."

It's not at all in 'war'
but twice in 'peace'.

It's once in 'hell' but twice in 'heaven'.

"E" represented in 'Emotions'
Hence, all emotional relations like Father, Mother, Brother, Sister,wife & friends have 'e' in them.

"E" also represents 'Effort' & 'Energy'
Hence to be 'Better' from good both "e" 's are added.

Without "e", we would have no love, life, wife, friends or hope

& 'see', 'hear', 'smell', or 'taste' as 'eye' 'ear', 'nose' & 'tongue' are incomplete without "e".

Hence GO with "E" but without E-GO.


only time to lose Big E is with E-Go

Life is short, energy limited, with this limited energy we have to find the unlimited; with this short life we have to find the eternal. Don?t waste it with unimportant matters

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Thank you for this wonderful Sharing about our E-World :)

E motional :)   and

E nlightening :)


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